Place your bets for how well this is going to turn out! XD

Though I have, of course, heard oodles about it, I have neither read or seen Twilight. This vid pretty much sums up why I don't think it'd be healthy for me and how I think Edward should have been dealt with.
People seriously find the stalker behavior, excessive pallor, Saiyan hair, and ( Read more... )

Why don't more songs tell stories? Laura Vecchione is my love. "Penelope" has my inner lit geek turning cartwheels in glee. I also never realized until today how much better my home computer speakers are than the ones at work. ZOMG, I can understand the words now!

Not my words. One of those random, anonymous online things:
The capacity for ( Read more... )

Why would I want to do that? Because I’m way into Latin dance bondage, of course. It’s a new and better kink than that silly one I had about doorknobs. Don’t know what I’m talking about? It’s perfectly okay. Neither do I ( Read more... )

Hey, guys. Lady is currently doing very well, and thank you all for your kind comments ( Read more... )

I hate it when guys who barely know me (and it's always males, never females) in real life or online call me Kitten. My name is not Kitten, my handle is not Kitten, and acquaintances are not allowed to call me by a pet name. You want to act superior and condescending? Your vocabulary isn't large enough. Don't even try it. You just make ( Read more... )

Deeply ashamed ( Read more... )